My Post-Anthracite Life

Last week, my Mom had a double hip replacement surgery.  Needless to say, I’ve been hanging around local hospitals more often than I normally do.

Articles and features in women’s health magazines found in waiting rooms:

• Have Electric Sex—Tonight!
• Peel Good
• Anatomy of an Avocado
• Pimp Your Smoothie
• Mompetition
• The Mommy Wars
• Sometimes It’s Better to Fake It
• Smooth Moves 
• What’s the Verdict on Hand Jobs?
• Ask the Guy Next Door